Funny, but not funny..
Long time since I updated.. and here’s a short one..
Just left a site, and happened upon a conversation about a ladies’ husband and his.. ‘problem’… here’s what I heard..
“yeah he got up early this morning and made breakfast.. ”
“did you give him his ‘treatment’?”
“He sprained his testicle”
Ok… Well this was a new one for me, as I didn’t know I could sprain a testicle. So thats 2 more things to worry about spraining. Is there a stretch? Is there something to do to keep from spraining your testicle? Some things bother me, and other things scare the hell out of me. This is the latter. Like, did you know that you can get your testicle spun around into the veins and it can actually KILL you? Well I knew about this years ago, knowing it is rare helped me sleep through the night, but still. Anyway.. I digress..
So she continues on with stories of him putting his testicle on her so it wouldn’t hit his leg (apparently this is what causes the intense pain). And then mentions that he’s upset she told everyone at her work about it. She rebuts his unhappiness with stating that he told everyone about her ‘boob-job’. STOP
You CHOOSE to get a boob job. I know of nobody who wants a sprained testicle. As a matter of fact I’m sure there are a lot of women who get boob jobs based on having them cut off for cancerous reasons and whatnot… But really, wouldn’t a lady be HAPPY to get a boob-job? I would think short of wearing a t-shirt saying ‘these will be bigger in 2 weeks’ you’d be happy about it. I mean.. I suppose you could make such a marginal increase that it would not be really noticeable.. but as a guy that just seems weird.
So.. painful testicle injury story telling = boob job story telling. I don’t see how that works out, but every marriage/relationship is different. God help that poor guy.. I hope he gets his… ‘treatment’..