Christmas sucks
Thats a blunt title, but it has merit. Especially in winter time when Christmas comes along. If you celebrate something besides Christmas.. You are probably a total wacko, but even as wacko’s go.. you should be able to relate with whatever devil-worshipping holiday you pay homage to with your credit card.
case1: Woman wants something for christmas, duh.
“what do you want?” “Whatever you get me will be fine”
-Notice the ploy? Whatever? Yeah right, like that crayon drawing I made in 2nd grade is going to cut it beyond 3rd grade. This is a setup. The woman in this scenario is going to judge how you feel about them. The rebuttle to this is, yeah but if you know me it won’t be a problem. The final argument about this is that if you get the sweater she always wanted but never specified color.. Oh so you think I’d wear THAT? Or God forbid sizing issues.. Thats a can of worms I won’t open.
case2:
(woman gives you a list and you notice it is all gone from what parents got her already)
- This is awful. She has listed the things she wanted and while you waited patiently to see what others were going to do they fulfull it all. Now what? Ask again? Then she’s reaching for new stuff, and because of the asking she knows that you don’t have anything, ergo you will get something she gives you. This list is typically short and expensive, a sincere problem for the poor turd guy (me)
-rebuttle would be to say if you acted sooner, but c’mon.. Men are why walgreens and walmart are open christmas eve.. we don’t do early..
Gimme any argument and I can show you how they are out to get you.